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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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ryan

a really nice person (YK hes a dick sucking piece of shit fack em)
by ahole 123 April 18, 2017
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Ryan

Ryan is just an annoying person that always bugs u even when u say stop.

I truly DO NOT recommend u too name ur child Ryan. JK hes even more annoying... BYEEEE

Just kidding AGAIN, ryan is only nice .2% of the time, other than that hes either on TikTok or watching fortnight
Stop annoying me Alex, or should I say "Ryan"
:))
by Ryan>>>> September 3, 2020
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Ryan

A boy whom one time ate a bagel. They will usually keep this fact as a statement amongst social media.
‘Hey, there’s Ryan.’
‘Yeah. I heard they ate a bagel.’
Shut up you twat.’
by Eggberts-and-toast October 6, 2019
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A typical males name. He's also that one guy thats just yeah, you know yeah.
Look, theits Ryan. That one guy
by Surrinci April 18, 2022
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A beautiful man
The idea father
Sex machine
Always makes you laugh
Have you met my husband Ryan? He's fabulous.
by Crunchy girl June 16, 2018
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A person who is constantly made fun of by their mates. A Ryan is usually rubbish at video games but great in the bed.
Ryan is a default.
by Ceo of disstracks November 23, 2021
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