Piss Message

When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.

Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.

Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch

*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016

Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything

Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock

by Larin Noel October 2, 2016

dyke piss

adj./noun. When a dyke pisses in the corner of a room a ungodly amount of times a year, which produces a horrid smell that will affect a living organism's mentality to the highest caliber.

RIP, Joey smelled some Dyke piss.

by Yung Bastard December 25, 2015

piss for nothing

someone who gets pissed off over anything

Brad: I walked past Stacey and she got made at me.
Brody: She is such a piss for nothing.

by UrbanMasterx16 March 22, 2016

piss dish

Alright you know how some people shit themselves and its called ass hash, well while reading that i came up with piss dish its when you piss yourself while being strapped on to a kitchen table and eating a plate of whatever the fuck you decided to eat.

"One day my friend called me and he said he got ass hashed i was like dude i just pissed dish my girl not to long ago." piss dish-straped onto a kitchen table eating whatever u decide to eat

by The maker of piss dish November 14, 2016

Rusty piss

When you got diarrhea that is the consistency of piss and the colour of rust.

Dude sorry I couldnt come out last night my shit was like rusty piss

by Norfolk n Chance December 9, 2016

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018