Arkansas Chili Pie 

The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.

Arkansas Chili Pie by theyeetman February 15, 2019

Chocolate Cream Pie 

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.

“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”

Chocolate Cream Pie by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019

Hostess fruit-pie

A flaming or smoldering 'mo

Elton John is a hostess fruit-pie that squats to pee

Hostess fruit-pie by Frank Lee Usuck III March 15, 2019

Poo tang pie 

Your nans bum

Your poo tang pie is ugly

Poo tang pie by Big bootie April 16, 2019

Prairie Hand Pie 

While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.

I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.

Prairie Hand Pie by Ollieoz June 8, 2019

Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

Saturday night pork pie express by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019

Jamaican apple-pie 

Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.

Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.

There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.

Jamaican apple-pie by SyselMeow November 6, 2019