monster nuts

when you sleepover at your friends house and you try to get a drink of freshy really late, but his dad walks by in his undewear on his way to piss or shit
and you scram because you know he'll hate you for drinking what he paid for.

deer brain-"where's the freshy?"

stergis-"MONSTER NUTS CAUGHT ME".

by dave haddock June 25, 2007

Nut Case

1. A mans scrotum, ball bag, yam bag.
2. Someone who has different views to your own.

1. I snagged my nut case on the barbed wire fence.
2. What would you know your a nut case.

by Ian March 21, 2005

Butt Nut

a male reaching anal orgasm.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Bust-a-nut

Showing extreme anger towards someone. The act of harm towards someone.

If that teacher tells me to be quiet one more time, Im gunna' bust-a-nut!
Dont make me bust-a-nut on your ass!

by Alex Dauby February 18, 2009

one nut

The result of a fight with a switch knife, or the ex- after revenge.

dizeh has 1 nut

by ads0r September 11, 2003

nut bat

someone that hangs around another person, like bats hang upside down from a cave, so much that they seem to just be on that persons nuts all the time.

Yasmin has hanging around the office with Keith all day. She's just like a nut bat.

by the ham October 25, 2005

nut sandwich

when a guy fucks a girl missionary, and pulls out cumming on her stomach, the guy then lays his body on top of her, creating a nut sandwich.

i came all over that skeezer's stomach and gave her a nut sandwich.

by jp money September 26, 2004