This is a syndrome seen amongst men who wear their ties with overly large, exaggerated fat knots. Often, the ties these men are found to be wearing can be seen in colours such as pink and lavender; and patterns such as multi-coloured stripes, dots and paisleys.
Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.
These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.
Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.
It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.
Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.
These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.
Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.
It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.
by alisonv December 15, 2008
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A: says joke
B: scratches head
A: if you know, you know - and doesn't explain. There's a superior undertone, supposedly to manipulate the listener into giving AF. Said usually by completely banal people with nothing to show for their total and self-absorbed mediocrity
B: scratches head
A: if you know, you know - and doesn't explain. There's a superior undertone, supposedly to manipulate the listener into giving AF. Said usually by completely banal people with nothing to show for their total and self-absorbed mediocrity
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Given the name from Peter Kay's "Uncle Knobhead"
similar to being two faced
Given the name from Peter Kay's "Uncle Knobhead"
similar to being two faced
1) Going to a party and laying ur coat on a bed to signify thats where ur staying.
2) Nagging someones head to make them tell you if they like you or not, and when they finally answer you, you shag their friends.
3) Telling your friend your going to the shop to get something, whilst really your goin meeting his/her ex-boy/girlfriend
4) Makin a brew at your mates house n not makin them one.
2) Nagging someones head to make them tell you if they like you or not, and when they finally answer you, you shag their friends.
3) Telling your friend your going to the shop to get something, whilst really your goin meeting his/her ex-boy/girlfriend
4) Makin a brew at your mates house n not makin them one.
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said jokely, in loving terms to your close friends. unnless said with anger in your tone of voice
said jokely, in loving terms to your close friends. unnless said with anger in your tone of voice
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