Fake Autism

fumbfucks who say they are autistic, despite not being autistic
usually gen Zs on TikTok, usually female, and doing it for attention.

they are only hurting people who are actually on the spectrum, such as myself.
these people need to be put down before they spread.

oh god.. another one of those tiktokers with fake autism.
who?
that one that acts retarded and illiterate, as they are too ignorant and attention seeking to actually understand what it is. either that or they are retarded, and they call it autism.

by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023

Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....

Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023

fake degree

A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.

Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.

Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?

by GEGEEZI July 18, 2024

Fake Tower

A more sophisticated and derogatory term for a transgender individual who transitions towards the opposite sex

“The fake tower is back at it again"

"What a fake tower"

by Eltronin July 21, 2024

Fakecel

Valiant

Nicolas: hey, waar is Valiant?
Kaylen: oh die Fakecel is momenteel minecraft aan het spelen.

Daniël: ookal is hij een fakecel is valiant wel een goede gast

by Bergoglio August 14, 2024

Fake Oh'Daily

A holiday weekend celebrating friendships, especially long distance friendships. During this holiday it's customary for friends to travel to a new city to celebrate. The celebration takes place during the third weekend of April.

Oh yeah, we're all traveling to New York for Fake Oh'Daily. It's going to be a zoooovie.

by MayGallySmally February 16, 2024

Fake Friend

A person who was your best friend for a year just to get with your cousin and stopped talking to you because you begged for her friendship and somehow she blames it on you because apparently you're the one who caused problems in her relationship and apparently you never supported her relationship even though you are the reason she even ever went up to him and talked to him AND she ended up lying to her boyfriend/your cousin and told him that she never told anyone but she has a big mouth and told everyone. AND NOW THIS FAKE FRIEND WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND AGAIN BUT DON'T SAY YES BECAUSE SHE WILL PUT YOU THROUGH THE SAME THING AGAIN.

Person 1: Oh look it's Mantha isn't she your best friend?
Person 2: Nope she is a fake friend and she used me.

by nobodycaresaboutme1132011 February 19, 2024