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cake eating motherfuckas

could mean a fat person, a gay man, a couple you see in public, or just someone you generally don't like.
oh my god dustin look at these cake eating motherfuckas
by rocky69420 September 23, 2022
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Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...
Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.
by billybobripa August 1, 2012
mugGet the Eat a kitchenmug.

i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969

person who was witnessed someone piss themselved in a restaurant

they are also a smart fella AND fart smella
"i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969 spells BAD"
"i agree"
by jamie or jack idk September 9, 2021
mugGet the i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969mug.

Eat ma dick nigga

Mostly used by black people when someone is talkin trash about you n you prove them wrong.
Jake: I ain’t gon lie you ass at tha game u neva gon win.

Duck: I just won eat ma dick nigga.
by hbk_dtt July 26, 2022
mugGet the Eat ma dick niggamug.

eat cakeshit

I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'

It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.
This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025
mugGet the eat cakeshitmug.

Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)
Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
by a person better than you December 29, 2020
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Tuna that eats pizza

legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .
Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
by Nova760 October 8, 2018
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