Bum

n. bad specifically at a task or job

Jimmy is a bum at football

by 123thatsenoughforme June 4, 2020

Bum

A person who is homeless or of has a no home

Friend 1: Aye bruh why you such a bum
Jason M Grain: The fuck u say to me nigga drop down and give me 30 before i whoop your ass
Friend 1: You need a job immediately lil bro
Jason M Grain: And you need to join my football team immediately stop being a bum lil homie

by Jason M Grain August 3, 2023

Bum

Hemanta Sharma

Hemanta is literally the bummiest bum bum I've ever seen

by anonymous June 25, 2024

bum son

The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.

Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”

Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”

by RFCD August 1, 2025

bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.

My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.

by Seatthell November 24, 2024

poky bum head

That one friend who always seems to make terrible callouts to his teammates, usually resulting in death.

poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."

by TheDankDrSeuss_ May 10, 2018

Cheeky bum sex

A word to describe somebody whose had cheeky bum sex.

Person: woah is that Ethan?
Person2: yeah he had cheeky bum sex

Person3: here comes cheeky bum sex!

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019