Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

by Autistic_Birdz March 07, 2024

mentor boner

A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.

Mansplaining in action.

The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,

by Girl_loves_cats February 29, 2024

Boner Garage

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.

Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.

by kingofkeizer April 08, 2021

No-Boner

Something you obviously shouldn't fap to / make you horny.
(Similar to no-brainer)

Bro 1:*beating it to dead animals*
Bro 2: Are those fucking dead animals?! That's an obvious no-boner, bro!

by Bytti July 05, 2021

combat boner

What you feel while in the midst of a battle you know you're winning.

Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.

Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2

by Tim from Accounting July 20, 2014

Art-boner

When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner

This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)

Omg look at that texture… I think I just got an Art-boner!

by ~unsatisfied_with_my_service~ December 05, 2022

Boner Vernon

A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."

"oh look, a Boner Vernon"

"Hide the fetal children"

by WasabiWizard April 07, 2022