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by Bojlerman November 12, 2017
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by oknow June 21, 2018
Get the little banana mug.A sex act done in a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job (banana) and a rim job (split) at the same time.
I hooked up with twins last night. They didn't do anything with each other, but gave me a great banana split!
by Gerrold and Chauncey November 1, 2020
Get the Banana split mug.Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.
When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.
by cspvln January 3, 2017
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by Iron Banana January 24, 2016
Get the iron banana mug.(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.
by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016
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