gay twink alex

Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?
by JenniferCroint March 11, 2024
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Sour Alex

To pull a Sour Alex is to come up with an extremely ambitious task and pursue it with great confidence.
Guy 1: I'm gonna cure cancer.
Guy 1: *actually does it*
Guy 2: damn you really pulled a sour alex there
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Alex Seys

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Alex Lao

Alex Lao is a definition of a tall handsome man who is also a well-known womanizer
I would love to name my child Alex Lao as the name has a cool and deeper meaning
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Alex Lao

Alex Lao is the epitome of Man. He hits leg day 6 times a week.
Yo that nizzle has big legs, is that Alex Lao?

Its me Alex Lao, I am Man.
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alex matera

The Koolest Kid In The Klan
Person 1: that person is a real Alex Matera!
Person 2: yeah almost as much as me!
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Alex Villeneuve

a very tall lanky man, not the smartest around, but he defiantly has hair. he is known for: breathing, eating, talking
me-"is that Alex Villeneuve?"
Alex Villeneuve-"harmadion don, cama doo. me no brain right..."
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