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wet noodle

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle
by jac******* March 15, 2022
mugGet the wet noodlemug.

Wet Shuffle

When you have a wet dream and wake up late so you don't have time to clean it up
Had a 9am this morning, woke up late and an accident last night. had to pull wet shuffle didn't I?
by Fokkofmumim13now October 12, 2019
mugGet the Wet Shufflemug.

Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.
Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?
by wagnam163 June 15, 2025
mugGet the Walmart Wet Dreammug.

Wet wipe

by Thegoat16271 July 27, 2022
mugGet the Wet wipemug.

Wet Homosexual

a homosexual that has been made wet by the bathroom.
my friend who was a dry homosexual, hopped in to the shower and once they came out turned into a wet homosexual.
by sofasodapop July 2, 2022
mugGet the Wet Homosexualmug.

Wet ass nipple

Term referring to Portland Oregon
I hate living in this wet ass nipple place.
by Nwasshole June 3, 2022
mugGet the Wet ass nipplemug.

Christian Girl Wet

A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).
Did you see Sean’s picture with those orphans from Africa. Made me so Christian girl wet.
by Ayeeeeeeere May 16, 2018
mugGet the Christian Girl Wetmug.

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