When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
Get the Hot Pocketmug. by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007
Get the Pocket Friggen Lemsmug. A multipurpose snack kept in ones pocket for not only emergency purposes, but for hungover mornings, when you’re high and on the go, and after work shifts when you’re at the bar and they’ve already closed the flat top down.
Pauly: “yo Dom you got any pocket snacks on you?”
Dom: “yeah I got some over in my jacket on the bar”
(Both Pauly and Dom look over at the bar to see someone checking his pockets)
Dom: “HEY! DONT TOUCH MY POCKET SANDWHICH!”
Dom: “yeah I got some over in my jacket on the bar”
(Both Pauly and Dom look over at the bar to see someone checking his pockets)
Dom: “HEY! DONT TOUCH MY POCKET SANDWHICH!”
by Naenae42069 March 17, 2019
Get the Pocket Snacksmug. Like Alabama Hot Pocket but requires 4 people to participate at once - 1 girl and one man for each of her holes, effectively creating a triangle.
Dude, I was part of Bermuda Hot Pocket last night and it was super sexy! She had all 3 holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016
Get the bermuda hot pocketmug. by Banannaboo33 September 12, 2017
Get the My pockets achemug. A pocket dyke is a short lesbian. Usually taller people call people they are shorter to "pocket dyke". It can be used as an insult or joke. 5'3 or shorter is usually considered a pocket dyke with short hair and dresses like a boy.
Person 1: "Hey, look at that lesbian over there*
Friend: "yea she's a dyke"
Person 2: " just a short, cute little pocket dyke"
Friend: "I could just slide her into my pocket and walk around"
Friend: "yea she's a dyke"
Person 2: " just a short, cute little pocket dyke"
Friend: "I could just slide her into my pocket and walk around"
by RGINAG3RGE June 6, 2018
Get the Pocket Dykemug. The act of sitting in your room with the door locked and the blinds closed while doing absolutely nothing besides breathing and playing pocket frogs side of effects of pocket frogging include arm cramps, hand cramps, finger cramps, leg cramps and scoliosis.
by skinnyyoungTHUG November 27, 2019
Get the Pocket froggingmug.