Giga potato

A giga potato is the most powerful thing in the world! Don’t fuck with a giga potato. Trust me

Fuck me in the ass giga potato

by Potatobehr October 11, 2022

Clete Potato Pancakes

They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.

Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”

by Potato nutsack October 17, 2022

Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise

Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.

by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022

Hot potato

1) A type of food.
2) A problem.
3) A playground game.

1) That potato is so hot!
2) Hope that crybaby gets that hot potato thats coming to him.
3) That bitch Hector got hot potato banned!

by i have a six inch cock November 14, 2022

couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022