Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
by GuNs LoVa May 20, 2024
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poo tailor

One who has difficulty wiping their anus after defecating, and ends up wearing shit gloves.
"Have you seen Phil's fingernails? You know where hes just been? What a poo tailor!
by Doctor Fudgy January 21, 2020
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Sashy poo

Sashy poo is a strange being that is considered mysterious even amongst the creatures in the deepest darkest parts of the sea. She is quirky and weird overall and is extremely unfunny.
Tim: "Did you see that strange girl over there?"
Josh: "Yeah she was an absolute Sashy poo."
by Sashypoo person July 30, 2022
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Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth
pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo
by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 08, 2011
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space poo

Shitting into a vacuum cleaner pretending you're astronaut.
I'm gonna mix it up and go for a space poo!
by Newagearsewipe March 09, 2016
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Space poo

When you start taking a shit and put the vaccuum cleaner nozzle on your asshole and suck the feces out.
" I didn't want to miss the episode on tv but I had to take a shit, so I grabbed the vaccuum and took a space poo"
by Rogeydogdogwhoofwhoofwhoof March 03, 2018
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poo-canned

To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.
Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?

Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!
by gatosgirl July 06, 2010
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