One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
Get the Nilla Wafer top hat timemug. "Mannn,Steph have me some top...i nutted all on he face!"
" Girl,i asked Jake to give me some top..he ate me out like it was his last meal"
" Girl,i asked Jake to give me some top..he ate me out like it was his last meal"
by Ilybabbeez August 22, 2017
Get the Topmug. by ACTrash69 November 11, 2021
Get the Top Longmug. Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK
by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022
Get the Top gun sammug. by taehyung’s dog January 7, 2021
Get the Jimin’s Top Lipmug. Twenty One Pilots. The musical duo Tyler and Josh. Somehow they make drinking chlorine sound really sexy.
by That Gay Gurl November 8, 2018
Get the TOPmug. by itsDingbat November 24, 2020
Get the top bottom bitchmug.