gold bricked house

A medium to large sized house, that is well kept yet vacant - having been bought by banks, house flippers or speculators for the sole sake of investment, like a gold brick, rather than being used to live in. One of the major reasons for the high prices of housing, and also the shortage of 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 housing.
Drove through this nice neighborhood, but noticed a lot of empty homes with no "for sale" signs. But later I found all those houses are half a million each, even though they aren't that big. Seem those empty homes are gold bricked houses.
by joe995 August 01, 2023
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Sarah's Haunted House

A term used when your friend's house is haunted.
OMG, THE STOVE STARTED LEVITATING ITS SARAH'S HAUNTED HOUSE!!
by REV G March 26, 2023
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Hotel House

An oxymoron for a short term rental in a residential neighborhood; especially one known for a parade of loud parties,
The neighbors greeted the new hotel house with open contempt.
by mlhiss January 05, 2024
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Short to the house

Close to being home, mostly used in reference to being released from jail/prison soon.
Person 1: hey, whatever happened to your cousin Ron?
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.
by Wordwise_8 October 03, 2022
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Slap house

Ocean king revenge of the hot line homie awakening plus COVID delta
I went the the slap house
To to try to come it but I
Took a nap time …. Ah duuu
by Let go fishing November 17, 2021
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the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved
wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-
by June 19, 2022
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club house ho

A woman who jumps from a relationship with one man to his friend and then more of his friends.
That Kaycee is a real club house ho, first she wit Frank then she banged Frank's friend Mike & now Mikes friend Ray Ray banging her.
by damainbitch November 17, 2017
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