Penis Land

A beautiful splendor of titmouses, cocks, and others.

Penis Land is beautiful as a splendor of titmouses, cocks, and other birds.

by guymcguyperson January 30, 2021

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peni waft

When an odor is coming out of your penis but you don't feel that it's safe to make the full sniff so you take your hand and force the odors toward your nose.

My dads penis smelled funny so I peni wafted it to see what the smell was.

by Mbenny07 January 8, 2017

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phone penis

When you stick a phone in a girls vagina on vibrate with male siri talking

That bitch got phone penised last night

by Nonyaxx September 6, 2016

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A man who does not let women explain concepts in meetings because he cuts into her dialog with his own thoughts either on purpose or inadvertently because subconsciously he thinks he can do it better. Except sometimes it is consciously.

I almost texted Chris in the middle of the meeting to tell him to stop cock blocking you. What an interrupting penis!

by Cat Drost 2525 March 20, 2021

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penis massacre

vagina slay but aggressive towards dick

ur so gunna penis massacre

by rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 5, 2022

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penis chocking

A sexual fetish that involves placing your penis beneath a wheel.

"Man, I have a thing for girls in wheelchairs."
"See that girl there? You should totally penis chock her."
"I agree. I really enjoy penis chocking, mmmhmm."

by Impish July 30, 2012

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