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Valentine's day

Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.
Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?
by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019
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Fallontine’s Day

The celebration of a beautiful lady, Fallontine’s Day is celebrated on the 14th day of February to not coincide with any other holiday. The lucky ones will celebrate with her while others will toast her from afar wishing they were in her presence. Cheers to your day, Fal!
Listen, Fallontine’s Day is coming up, we’re going to paint the town and I’m going to look good!
by PoorShiShi February 14, 2019
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china days

The complete absence of logic, structure, or reasoning, often resulting in fits of mental anguish or rage to the person experiencing such a day. Potentially caused by misinformation, being ignored completely, or other soul destroying events.
Examples: China days: - I just found out my bed frame was full of black mold, but they wont allow me to move it or replace it, and I can't move out of the apartment because no one will even answer my text messages. "You're having a China day."
-My work was 10 days late in paying me because someone I was once friends with quit working for them, and now they are scared I will quit too, so I lost my apartment. "You're having a China day."
"Your white, this 10 square meter apartment is $2000.00." "China day."
-You don't have a day off for 30 days and someone calls in sick and you are expected to be at work to cover it. "It's a China day."
-When your job books a flight going home but they mixed up the destination and departure city. "I'm having a China day and I can't handle my life."
-When your on a visa run and you get denied entry because your company lied to you about your visa and you end up stranded in Seoul with no money for a week during Christmas. "You're having a China day, I hope you make it!"
by Theabsenceoflogic September 6, 2018
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DeadZone day

The holiday where we don't use our phones for a day and actualy Be social with family and friends
Guy#1 Happy DeadZone day

Guy#2 what?
by TheKingOfTheWalruses September 20, 2018
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Sprite of the day

A meme revolving around the idea of taking a picture of a drink and writing “sprite of the day” when it is,in fact, not sprite
Person 1: “gonna have my sprite of the day *holds up bleach*”
Person 2: “um pretty sure that’s-“
Person 1: *crazy eyes* “it’s my sprite of the day”
by Artillerymonkey October 9, 2018
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thrust day

every 17th of may, you are given the freedom to thrust ANYONE without permission
" Man I can't wait for Thrust Day to be over!"
by notavirgin67 June 2, 2018
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Sigma day

Sigma day is the day for the sigma males. The sigmas get the praise they deserve and everyone needs to adapt his personality. This day falls on the 25th of august
"Hey have you seen Patrick?"

"No"

"Impossible! It's sigma day"
by SigmasOfSigma August 22, 2022
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