Fart bad

When you get so drunk you shit yourself

I’m gonna get fart bad drunk tonight.

by Kjack171 September 14, 2021

Fart Jar

Its a jar with a fart in it. Why did you have to google this to know what it was?

Steve farted in jar and gave it his wife Kelly. Now Kelly has a fart jar

by Wadiecakes February 28, 2022

Fart suit

Matching sweatpants and sweatshirt worn together at the same time while farting around not doing shit.

I'm still chilling at the house in my fart suit yo.

by Kyroo September 21, 2016

fart blaming

When someone farts and blames it on someone else, usually a smaller child or someone that can not represent or defend themselves in the accusation.

Alice, you are totally fart blaming our son. You know you did it and not him.

by Millertime99 November 21, 2020

Fart Dildo

Poop.

Bro, your fart dildo clogged the toilet again.

Jeff, so sending me pictures of your morning fart dildo.

by pbrewsky April 2, 2021

Fart Knock

“Fart” is a flammable gas that our bodies produce and eject which is often set on fire by some people

“Knock” comes from “engine knock” is when the fuel in an internal combustion engine prematurely combust in the cylinder (damages the engine)

“fart knock” is when a person attempts to set their own fart on fire, but end up combusting his/her fart before it goes out of the anus, as a result, his/her anus is blowed up or barbecued from the combusting fart

My friend went to the hospital, because he tried to set his fart on fire, but ended up with Fart Knock

by Person #37878678 September 5, 2021

fart muelling

The act of blowing compressed air into a whores anus and having her hold onto the false fart whilst you pack in a few grams of Columbias finest. She gets into position and let's rip over your eagerly awaiting conk. You get a nose full of the good stuff and a lung full of the bad stuff.

I've got a few grams left over and a couple of coins spare. How about you come over here are be my fart mule.

I'm beyond snorting off a hookers backside. I'm more about fart muelling now.

by Uncle Nastyfingers November 25, 2019