facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.

It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.

by bigcoluk January 5, 2018

facebook night shift

Facebook night shift is what is completed when someone makes many posts during the nighttime

“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift”

by Big Jack's Bollocks January 23, 2018

facebook cowboy

A person that goes to Cabela’s or Bass Pro and buys everything at retail then brags to their friends online. They believe in their mind that they just had a hunt of their life!

Andrew just bought an expensive cooler from Cabela’s and posted about it. He must be a Facebook Cowboy.

by Mathleen February 7, 2018

facebook stupidity

Someone who frequently shares fake or satirical posts on Facebook thinking them to be true.

Person 1:Did you see that post John shared? If you put your ATM pin in backwards it calls the police! That's really clever
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.

by Tommyrunner May 6, 2018

facebook hobo

A broke bitch looking for drugs money or place to live

Amy was a facebook hobo until she got what she needed

by Cc003 May 28, 2018

Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.

Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)

by Photowhore151 March 25, 2018