death menstruation

When the odor of a woman's period blood is is so rancid, not even she can tolerate herself.

(female 1) Omg! Why does the bathroom smell like a rotting carcass?

(Female2) There's only one thing that can explain that smell. It's that time of the month for one unlucky bitch. But it's not just any period, it's the Death Menstruation!

by One unlucky girl December 27, 2024

Death By Penders

An irrational fear you get where you refuse to watch/play/read a piece of media over an abstract fear despite hearing you might like it. Named after infamous artist Ken Penders.

he doesn't want to watch Sonic SatAM because he has a fear of Death By Penders

by StarHogs January 4, 2025

death

the best life hack I can give.

death stops you from having to pay anything

by Early Smile October 22, 2019

Death

1-The cure of life.

2-Release

“Dude! I can’t wait for death!”
“...You mean a movie or something..?”
“NOPE! I just wanna die”

by House of crazy’s October 24, 2019

Death slap

A death slap is were you catch someone unexpectedly and slap them so hard in the ear and side of the head it kills them of fucks them up permanently.

So this dude sucked me off and stole my wallet so I snuck up on him in the gay bar and death slapped him. He’s now def with no equilibrium.

by Getf***ed420 October 26, 2019

Death Cookie

An apres-ski drink where an espresso shot is dropped into a pint of beer and consumed.

I was torn because it was 8am on the West coast of the US but 5pm in Austria, so I decided to have a Death Cookie.

by Texas Thompkins November 1, 2019

Death

This is the meaning of life as always, your death is longer than your life.

I killed the cat with a screwdriver.
It was like so death.

by --SaTaN 666-- November 2, 2019