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Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."
by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020
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checking to see if ur cake

possible tw

basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.
girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?

boy: no, what happened?

girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake

boy: oh dear

checking to see if ur cake
by aussie_qunt August 23, 2020
mugGet the checking to see if ur cakemug.

trash canned cake bag

your brother boasting about how ripped they are
brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag
by lil pepe's lil brother June 4, 2018
mugGet the trash canned cake bagmug.

cut like kids cake

When you “cut” (aka exit or leave) in a quick, smooth, or easy fashion, like a grocery store birthday cake for a kids birthday party. Often used to refer to a friend with benefits or other not-serious sexual partner leaving soon afterwards instead of staying over or going out together. Referenced in the song “Recognize” by PARTYNEXTDOOR feat. Drake
When I hit you at your condo real late
Check the scene to see if you straight
Then cut like kids cake
by TheDoctorr March 31, 2023
mugGet the cut like kids cakemug.

Upside down mango cake

a phrase to describe a sex position where both parties are in extreme agony
by keeeeeaaaaan June 16, 2019
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get your cake up

1)is the act or process of one person or groups of persons doing something advantagous for their self
2) doing what you have to do to get by
3 trying to get what you want without having to do much else
Son u still not lift'n as much as me get your cake up nigga

Ey dawg get your cake up if u gotta cheat cheat it is wut it is u knw wut im say'n sometimes u just gotta do wut you gotta do
by Big bisquit aka Dallas January 6, 2006
mugGet the get your cake upmug.

taking cakes

Violent or aggressive intercourse, esp. when in reference to doggy style. Origin is unknown, but its use is most commonly found in Merced, CA.

The term can also describe a random, often-stealthy attack on a freshman football player at his locker perpetrated by one or more members of the Varsity team. The cause of the assault varies; the most common motives are unprovoked malice and the need to silence a freshman who had previously been talking smack. The cakes in question are often taken on the locker room floor, but can also be taken on a bench, in the showers, standing up, against a wall, against the lockers, etc. This form of cake takeage involves no actual penetration; the victim is merely dry-humped for a short amount of time, usually a few seconds.
Varsity player sails over bank of lockers, landing on a freshman player. The Varsity player proceeds to hump the freshman, effectively taking cakes.
by OKEEG January 9, 2006
mugGet the taking cakesmug.

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