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Boner

What you have when you stare at your male friend in class and dream about rubbing his dick against yours. You want him to pin you to the wall and pull down your pants, penetrating you as you moan breathlessly into the wall. You want another girl you see to strip and suck your dick tenderly as you deep throat your friend’s dick, using your hands to feel his smooth tender skin. You then penetrate the girl as he penetrates you, fiddling with her tits and even when everyone cums all over each other you continue, sucking each other dry. Thats when you have a boner in class and disappear during break to the toilet to jerk off for the rest of break to a photo of your friend in your phone, and spend the rest of the lesson rubbing your dick slightly till you are dismissed and go to a mcdonalds with your friend to ambush him in the toilet with your dick out while he is pissing and penetrate him, getting piss all over you and also fellatio-ing him against the bathroom wall.
Hot Gabriel : look at Kean, I really want him to dominate me in bed

Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?

Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us

Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?

Gabriel: Yes daddy

Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore
by Horny SWC bottom November 28, 2022
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Good job boner! -Dani
by nickyagami123 September 23, 2022
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boner

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl
by mewsem October 21, 2022
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Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.
Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.
by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022
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Boner

Boners are people who drinks milk.

Btw, this word don't mean ANYTHING sexual. This word uses mainly Dani's fans.
Only Boners drink milk.
You are true Boner because you drink lot of milk.
Enjoy your milk, Boner!
by Tomajjs January 16, 2022
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Nose Boner

The act of your nose becoming aroused at the sight and or thought of cocaine
Friend 1: WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: Right here my man..
(Hands them a folded dollar bill)
Friend 1: Omg, you just gave me a Nose Boner
by Dave Chiconey May 23, 2022
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Boner

Man 1: Dude, do you like boneworks?
Man 2: Wait, you are a Boner too?!
Man 1: Yeah man!
Man 3: What the fuck is happening
by Arthur Ford May 26, 2022
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