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lol bananas

this is how you would describe something that you find is funny but has no meaning or reason to be funny
he look theres a cat "lol bananas"

i saw my friend talking to the girl he likes "lol bananas"
by trololol lol bananas April 17, 2013
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The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.
It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.
by MenoDrive September 13, 2024
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Guinea Pig eating a banana

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015
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Banana

Slang used to describe the male genitals.
Aye koko, I heard that keith has a big banana.
by Cheaptoilets June 19, 2018
mugGet the Bananamug.

banana bread

it means that the bread is very ugly and smells rotten
by itzSunboi April 5, 2022
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bananaible

im bananaible
by Crystal Dons February 11, 2019
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Banana Milkshake

The phenomenon occurring when a piss is so pleasurable that simultaneous ejaculation occurs; the creamy yellow combination of semen and urine is the 'banana milkshake'.
"Bro, I needed to slash so bad that when I did I made a banana milkshake".
by SweatyBear May 9, 2016
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