Mud-slide sandwich

when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.

I took a massive shit and decided to do a Mud-slide sandwich with my husband instead of wiping

by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020

Bombay mix sandwich

You you have to get fresh white bread slice put a layer of your favourite chilli sauce on the bread slice, then a layer of Bombay mix and then a layer of paprika and then again tomato ketchup Heinz tomato ketchup then a slice of white bread and push it all together, by Darkewok

I had a Bombay mix sandwich

by xnetmax June 6, 2022

chode sandwich

Smothering mayonnaise onto your chode and then placing it between two pieces of wheat bread.

John Smith has been hella disrespectful lately. I think imma whip up a nice chode sandwich and make him eat it in the cafeteria.

by Neeeeegro April 16, 2016

Banana mayonnaise sandwich

The act of cumming on someones ass cheeks and then eating the butt out.

Joe: "Hey guys we need an example of a banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"

by Funkmeister5000 April 17, 2021

Chernobyl Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.

Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Sandwicher

Sandwicher is the definition of pure perfection. One someone hears this name, their ears are blessed. Sandwicher is also the name of a very cool dude who makes great sandwiches.

Person: Sandwicher is cool

Person is now 10x cooler

by not_Sandwicher January 26, 2021

successful sandwich

When life comes in the form of success in a sandwich

I'm gonna arm wrestle my way to anarchy. Can't do that without a successful sandwich

by raphael is awesome June 11, 2020