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The Karamazov's law

The Karamazov's law states that the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
The Jonssons always seems so happy.

It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.
by M kazaim January 7, 2021
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grandparent-in-law

Spouse's grandparent.
grandparent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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spirit of the law

An alcoholic beverage that is used to bribe a government official to "cut you some slack" or "look the other way" during an inspection, audit, or investigation.
A classic "spirit of the law" joke, from an old 90's-era "Hagar the Horrible" cartoon:
IRS auditor: Hello, Mr. Horrible; I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to audit your income tax return.
Hagar (calling over his shoulder into the house): Bring me out a bottle of my best wine, Helga!
IRS auditor (making a huge huffy show of shocked indignance): You DARE try to BRIBE ME with a BOTTLE OF WINE?!??
Hagar (with cheerful imperturbability): Make that TWO bottles, Helga!
IRS auditor: (smiles broadly and closes his eyes in smug satisfaction --- hey, HE was no more morally-upstanding than the NEXT corrupt official; he just needed Hagar to "up the ante" a bit to get him to "take a soft approach" in his investigation! :P)
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
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step-co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's step-first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
step-co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.
I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
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co-grandpibling-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's spouse.
My co-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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Jeffery's Law

When a good pull in The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) happens, it is impossible for a party consisting of the same players to not wipe to Looper and/or Pantokrator in phase 1 of The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) immediately after
person 1: Dude.... I can't believe we wiped to panto after that p6 pull.

person 2: That's Jeffery's Law for you man, it has to happen
by Noepng April 12, 2024
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