sin sandwich

After sex, popping your vagina into another woman's vagina instead of making your husband a sandwich.

As soon as Ben ejaculated with shame into his hand, Candace ignored him and made a sin sandwich with his wife.

by Toomanycommas March 26, 2023

ham sandwich

a sandwich with ham.

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i ate a ham sandwich.

by fjask;safjkl;fajklfjk;fdjkl;df April 2, 2023

Pickled Sandwich

Someone who's nothing but a pussy. Someone who has zero testosterone in their body and is positively bitchy and whiny. They also don't push themselves hard enough, but you and they know damn well they can do better.

Dave: What's up with Matt? Why's he acting like such a bitch? Jess definitely likes her.
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about

by burgerkingzestysauce April 7, 2023

Siamese Sandwich

Another set of terms for the buttocks.

"OMG! Gordilia just caught another flaming combat boot upside the inside of her Siamese Sandwich!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023

RZR Sandwich

when you drive one truck in front of the other with a RZR hidden in the middle listing to the right so the cops don't see it

"Any recommendations on how to be street legal RZR to drive from the campground? "

"Don't bother, just make a RZR sandwich"

by 11mpg May 5, 2023

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

Chernobyl Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.

Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*

by BlueXander May 25, 2023