Slippery chicken sandwich

A threesome with 2 men and 1 woman with the woman being in the middle whilst lathered in Franks Red Hot Sauce.

Yea bro, that slippery chicken sandwich with Lisa made me piss spicy pee.

by Willydue July 7, 2022

baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it

Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich

by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021

smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

Sandwich

A sandwich is a delectable food type in which some sort of filling is encompassed by bread either with one price of bread on the top and bottom. Another type is a sub on which in the middle of the sandwich the filling is encompassed by bread in the top bottom and one side of the middle

I ate a sandwich

by BlackPickle November 2, 2020

Golden Sandwich

When 2 people pee on someone in the middle.

While Bob was passed out, my friend and I came from both sides peed and we created a golden sandwich

by Roxy red July 3, 2021

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018