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October 19 

destroy your dick day. go find your boyfriend or girlfriend and fuck them all day.
yo its october 19.

and?
GO FUCK YOUR GIRL!
October 19 by milkoil October 19, 2019

October 21st 

This is the second edition of no homo day, however instead of everything being straight, you are forced to get handcuffed and have a table leg shoved roughly 5 inches down your ass.
(below are fictional names and are not related to real people)
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: Bro I cannot wait for October 21st
Jordan WhatAreTHOSEE Micheal: What is so special about it?
Marcus Fisher: You will have to wait and see my bro.

October 20

Kick someone's dumb boyfriend. A day dedicated to kicking all of the dumb boyfriends who do not show enough appreciation.
"Her boyfriend has been slacking lately. Thank god it's October 20th and it's Kick Someone's Dumb Boyfriend Day"

October 21st 

Your gf/crush has to give you a kiss no matter what.
Hey cutie come give me a kiss its October 21st
October 21st by animalfudge4343 October 19, 2019

October 25

National kiss a hockey boy day.
On October 25 all Canadians come together to kiss a hockey boy. The favourite day for puck bunnies. (Pap)
October 25 by Netflix_and_hp October 19, 2019