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Skeet o' mom

Skeet o' moms: action phrase meaning that someone likes to have sexual relations with mothers, also known as MILFs. The skeeting can partake inside the mother or on the mother as long as it is with, infact a mother. You can find a great variety of MILFs at the superstore "Skeet o' moms" (membership required)
"Damn I felt like a 20 yr convict that got parole at the playmate mansion when i got to have your mom over for some skeet o' mom time. Dont worry i let her take a shower before cooking your dinner"
by AnonymousPDX August 16, 2006
mugGet the Skeet o' mommug.

your mom's box

your mother's vagina.

this is a witty insult one can throw into conversation randomly. usually it involves doing something suggestive to the victim's mother's box.
: This ice cream is so good!
: Almost as delicious as your mom's box!
by Celina P May 24, 2006
mugGet the your mom's boxmug.

Soccer Mom

A woman usually in her mid-30's that has two children. They may have a car big enough to accomodate her kids and their friends and all of the equipt. that goes along with them.

She puts her kids first in lots of sports and activities so that they may NOT spend their time on the internet writing patheitc things about good Mom's. It is essetial that the Soccer MOM encourage their children with positive words all of the time so that they may grow up confident. This will help the children so they do not put down others because of their own insecurities and can grow up happy and have a great life.

Listening to top 40 music IS essential so that they may explain to their children what is bad and what IS good in society and how men view WOMEN as objects. This is to teach their young daughters to find a good man that loves her and not her body and to respect herself.

She sacrifices materialistic things that are unnecessary to pay for her children's activities and good schools (with other kids with parents who do the same) CARE.
The soccer mom took her kids to Karate and cheered as they passed their black belt test.
by Jeanneenp February 3, 2010
mugGet the Soccer Mommug.

moms chest hair

refering to the hair growing on your mothers chest
Peter:What did you do last night?
KT:Helped shave your moms chest hair!
by KT RKS. May 31, 2007
mugGet the moms chest hairmug.

Where your mom?!

an illiterate fob who's a 4th grader and has strong male attributes but, surprisingly, is female.
{on the phone}
fob: what's your name?
me: what's YOUR name?
fob: where you go?
me: where YOU go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where YOUR mom?
fob: wh-...
me: {hangs up}
by MANwanda April 7, 2005
mugGet the Where your mom?!mug.

married single mom

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids
" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."
by anonymous November 6, 2022
mugGet the married single mommug.

Ghetto hockey mom

A mom that grew up on the streets in the 90’s and listen to ghetto rap. It is a role many hockey moms strive for. However, there are only two in the world; Leah and Kristine.
by Onlineswagger January 14, 2022
mugGet the Ghetto hockey mommug.

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