Michael Jackson

“SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE” hehe
;)

A way to use the word Michael Jackson 1.Walk up to a random person and whisper hehe
2.Scream in public SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE hehe ;)
3.Michael Jackson’s in my refrigerator

by The K PoP Stan bro is coolio November 11, 2021

Michael Tucker

A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.

Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.

by DrtyMan July 12, 2019

Michael mulebach

I very LARGE person

“Ew that girl is hideous she look like Michael mulebach!”

by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024

Michael Jenkins

Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3

Michael Jenkins is bleh.

by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020

michael jane

even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.

Damn, that girl was amazing. She's such a Michael Jane.

by JollyMargaret83 December 26, 2016

Melatonin Michael

Melatonin michael is a very sleepy old man who always forgets things and loves bunning zoots 24/7. He’s always getting way too fried and his mind is slowly deteriorating every single day.

“Hey melatonin Michael, how are you today?”

by DeimosZ May 30, 2025

John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)

John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.

by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025