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Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger
Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.
by Bobster90 May 18, 2015
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Michael

Michael sold stuff
by 09292009 April 12, 2023
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Michael Jordan Mentality

What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have
by BIGGERBEEF January 29, 2022
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michaeL

not just a drunk homeless asshole, he's the king of the trash heap, clawing his way to the bottom with each swig of his cheap liquor... With no life he will drink and be homeless, until he commits a RayRay.
Shut Up MichaeL we only allow you in here cuz you're a toy for us to abuse.
by SnoopyPi February 3, 2024
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Michael Aaron Weber

A person with a pp the size of a tinny pill bottle
Michael Aaron Weber
-“What do I look like”
M-
“You have a pp the size of a tiny pill bottle
by Theoffical_God130 September 28, 2021
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Michael Jenkins

Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3
by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
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Michael

Words aren't enough to express what type of person Michael is. From the moment your eyes make contact, You can tell how sweet and loving he is. Michael is truly an amazing person with a caring heart and soul and I truly believe he is the most perfect person in this planet. Michael is just so good at everything whether it's sports, video games, or school, he just finds a way to be amazing at everything but above all, Michael has a personality like no one else. He will always find a way to bring a smile to your face even if he isn't trying. He is not at all like other guys. Michael is just Perfect. Michael, you truly deserve the world and much more. He brings such happiness into your life since you first meet and the second you see him smile, your whole heart will melt. He has such deep eyes that you could get lost in and extremely good features. He always smells good and has a really nice style. I wish I could call him mine again because the moment Michael came into my life, all my problems were gone and I knew I just wanted it to be him.
Woah I love Michael, He's so perfect.
by fatima<333 July 8, 2024
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