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Michael Jordy Ortiz

Some who is being Gay-Hitler
Bryan is being Michael Jordy Ortiz
by Spaztrooper October 17, 2016
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Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?
I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.
by Shoppness May 28, 2019
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michael hutzel

A type of person who constantly wakes up at 2 am to play 2k and fortnite.constantly acts retarted so his friends are never sure if he’s actually retarded.a Michael Hutzel always fakes injuries to get out of stuff.thinks he’s good at basketball but fails miserably.
by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020
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michael toombs

he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.
michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.
by thegodking666 September 16, 2017
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Michael

A very stubborn person who believes he's always right. Someone that likes to be bossy and thinks he's in control. No one can tell a Michael what to do because he is Michael. His need for control makes him a very ambitious man. If he wants something just know that it's already his. He believes in his dreams and isn't afraid to chase them. With a face like his it's hard not to be tempted. His eye contact alone is enough to make anyone fall in love. If he listens to The Weekend, run before it's too late. He will steal your heart without you even noticing. He acts like a dick but his heart is good. Once you fall for a Michael, nothing will ever be the same.
"Isn't that Michael?"
"I prefer to call him asshole."
by YourWife. June 21, 2022
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the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports
by d3adp0ol23 January 31, 2024
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Michael Jackson

the demon who killed tanjiro’s family

HEE HEE
benji: what’s your favorite music artist? I like Michael Jackson.
demon slayers: and i took that personally
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