Madida moment

A moment where a person has soared above the confines of normal stupidity much beyone those of a blonde moment and is now in the realm of Madida moments

Omfggg she just had a Madida moment

by tolga8776 May 30, 2016

Adele Moment

When after a year, you're quite over your ex but hear that they're having problems in their relationship, and you immediately tell this to your friend as if your breakup was just last week.

You: "Hey! Her boyfriend has turned out to be a drug and gambling addict someone told me."

Friend: "Dude, I thought you were over her, are you having an Adele Moment?"

Other Friend: "That's cool, anyone can have an Adele Moment without wanting to go back."

by TheOtherShahab March 17, 2016

chalkboard moment

Getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole class see

Tom: man im so embarrassed i had a chalkboard moment earlier.

Eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the class.

by Sir_derps_alot September 5, 2016

delicate moment

A nicer way of saying you made a dumbass mistake.

Poor Jessica, she had another delicate moment today at work.

by JessicaRocquette May 13, 2016

Poly-moment

A short, fleeting, or prolonged physical, psychological, and/or emotional interest in an someone other than your other.

My mother after 55 years of marriage to my father still experiences a poly-moment every time she sees Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin in a video.

by femorgasmjunkie July 21, 2016

kanye moment

when you just say some crazy shit straight from you're brain with no after-thought

person 1: nigga what the fuck you talking about?

person 2: nigga i don't even know but it feels right, i guess i'm just havin a kanye moment.

by skeetsket December 31, 2016

Aleppo Moment

When someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer.

"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment..." - Gary Johnson.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017