When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.
by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025
Get the go find jesusmug. 1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.
2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.
2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.
1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?
Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.
2.
Person A: What do I need to make said potion.
Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?
Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.
2.
Person A: What do I need to make said potion.
Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
by red circle July 23, 2025
Get the Jesus Hairmug. A school that prays a unessecary excessive amount of times a day. You spend so much money on school but it still manages to be broke
John asked his mom “ My school needs $50 from each student” mom then replies “why?” And John quickly says “wth mom it’s going broke”. Mom says “ oop that sounds like Jesus School “
by Urtletheturtle August 4, 2018
Get the Jesus Schoolmug. by Budmouth6969 February 5, 2019
Get the Black Jesus Cultmug. by somedude149 May 13, 2014
Get the Jesus Jammermug. jesusing is when someone worships an individual in a similar fashion to how a devout religious person would worship, so basically a lot or very dotingly
she’s jesusing that one direction member again
shit lmao now they got a language thing I have to look out for 😭
shit lmao now they got a language thing I have to look out for 😭
by Superjuliam December 29, 2023
Get the jesusingmug. A guy named Jesus has many talents and is really good at being a dick when needed. But if you leave him alone, he can be a great friend, partner and lover. But the moment you push his buttons he’ll give you hell.
by Sausage! My ass!. November 23, 2021
Get the Jesusmug.