tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it

Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich

by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021

smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

Golden Sandwich

When 2 people pee on someone in the middle.

While Bob was passed out, my friend and I came from both sides peed and we created a golden sandwich

by Roxy red July 3, 2021

Australian Sandwich

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.

"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"

by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020

Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022