One Handed Burrito

Receiving a hand job from a taco bell employee

I went to taco bell and order the one handed burrito

by JDC171 August 19, 2016

hand needs butt

When you really need to grab some ass, you want your whole hand on that, your hand needs that ass

The amount of time is refrain myself from saying hand needs butt is crazy

by funnyshit101 November 12, 2016

hand job karaoke

A person sings while jerk in off a guy and uses his dick as the microphone.

I was giving him a hand job karaoke , and when he came. He hit the high notes.

by Thatbaldwinbro January 17, 2016

Small Hands McCuntface

Another way of describing the president of the United States - (2016-present)

I totally disagree with what Small Hands McCuntface said on the last press conference considering Hezbollah

by Cannabuissness July 25, 2017

spank my hand

Give me a high five

Great job, man! Spank my hand!

by Tcube July 28, 2017

hands getting cold

If someone says their hands are cold it means they have lost all feelings, they have gone numb.

"Hands getting cold, losing feeling's getting old."

by donthugmeimscaredfr January 4, 2019

The White-Hand of Houdini

When you are fucking a girl from behind, and just prior to finishing, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, unload in her face and leave immediately almost as if by magic.

“Man, last night was crazy! I only escaped from that chick by performing the White-Hand of Houdini.”

by Badday_18 September 1, 2018