Add-me freak

You've probably come across such douchebags while going through various facebook pages. Out of nowhere comes an 'Add me' as if they are forever alone or something. These people don't have a fucking life and wouldn't stop such shit no matter what.

On some page..

Person 1 : That's fucking hilarious man!
Freak : Add me guys.
Person 2 : ^'Add-me freak' detected.

by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

Do me (band)

A non-sexual term referring to the way a band kid asks for assistance from fellow band kids to put on his or her jacket as part of their uniform. The jacket itself is very difficult to put on by itself because the zipper is on the back. Unless you are a freak of nature, you need help putting it on. This ritual of the doing normally begins with a band kid half in the uniform turning around as they say "Do me", the band kid leans over as the second band kid takes their quivering hand and slowly zips up their jacket. Once this is done, the band kids parts ways to do other people.

Band kid 1: Hey band kid 2, "Do me (band)"
Band kid 2: *Zips up jacket*
Band kid 1: Thank you! *walks away*

by Sousatonium October 15, 2014

mugged me off

When your mates do you over in gta 5

Oi Haseef u bastard, you mugged me off

by aasim10 April 1, 2015

bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016

Excuse me wtf ?

To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said

*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?

by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018

fish me daddy

when your friend bought Swedish fish at the local convenience store and you want some, you say fish me daddy and he will give you some.

Are those Swedish fish? Oh my god, fish me daddy.

by sir climer the great May 11, 2017

Cash Me Ousside

Cash me ousside, meaning "catch me outside", is a term meaning to go outside with someone and fight them, rather then doing it inside where they will cause too much commotion.

"Fight me right now!" "Cash me ousside, how bout dat."

by _.wise.one._ June 7, 2017