by urban dictionary user like you October 2, 2011
Get the douchemug. by Awesome girl 28273828 May 24, 2016
Get the Douche using the word fagmug. When a male/female orally pleasures a female whilst on her period until said period blood has vanished.
by Casemonster June 19, 2013
Get the Tongue douchemug. 
A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.
by tomowlss January 10, 2014
Get the douche tittymug. A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.
Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.
by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022
Get the Douche-canoemug. A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day
On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully
by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011
Get the Douche Nozzlemug.