Hot Top

A game where 2 or more people put Tobasco on the tips of their penis. The first to wash the Tobasco off loses.

George: Hey Uncle Steve, wanna play Hot Top tonight?

Uncle Steve: Sorry I can’t, My tip’s too sensitive

by OlReliable October 13, 2022

high top

when a straight man says he would only penetrate men who are larger than him in body mass but also has a smaller penis

I would high top the shit out of that 6’6 gentleman assuming he has a 5 incher

by therealpinger May 18, 2025

top line

When someone thinks they have the final say, when truly they do not and they’re mistake you describe their decision as being “top line” rather than “bottom line”

Henry says : “ the bottom line is you’re tryna be me and both of us know it”

Favour says : “ that’s not the bottom line, it’s the top line”

by Chickenandchipsforbreakfast January 3, 2024

Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Top

during sex, there is a person who is on top, the one that is said to be the most dominant or whatever. It’s not that difficult, one is on top and the bottom is underneath.

Chloe is a top when it comes to having sex with her bottom girlfriend, Beca.

by pinkbug June 22, 2020

Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018