text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)

Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)

by Kayleon December 4, 2013

Boner Boost

When a man cant get a boner and takes too much viagra that he passes out.

Carl: Dude my dad had a boner boost last night we almost had to call the ambulance

Derek: Dude thats badass. I need to try that!

by QskRandomzz March 7, 2011

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023

Boner-able

When a male is very vulnerable , therefore a woman catch approach him and engage in sexual activity. With it being of consent from the male of course.

My buddy bagels ended up going home with that very attractive female because she noticed he was acting very boner-able. So she took advantage of him.

by DirkDiggler909 September 12, 2022

Boner Soldier

A women that serves boners across the nation. She isn’t scared to face an army of boners.

She’s a real boner soldier, to say the least.

by Booty Jew 2 February 23, 2021

Boner

Someone who bones

Your not a true boner unless you bone everyday!

by ethanmlego June 11, 2019

science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.

Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research

by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016