Ass Satchel

adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load

1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.

by double_r August 8, 2007

effing ass

Something to use when you're tired of saying Fucking A.

You: Effing ass, man.
Me: I know. it sucks, dude.

by wannabeScenekidseatshitanddie. June 6, 2007

ass-vulture

one who takes advantage of pre-pukers sexually.
typically an action taken by frat boys as a last ditch effort to get laid.

do not invite chad to this party, last time i passed out, he was a real ass-vulture.

by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009

Ass On The Ceiling

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people get shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. Usually ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling

"Hey, I promise you, you're gonna have fun at the party tonight, its gonna be an ass on the ceiling good time."

by Bryan Adelman May 26, 2008

ass crinkle

the ass crack of a fat person who's crack has extended into their lower back.

I once saw a guy so fat, his ass crinkle was almost to his neck

by TheBlock June 28, 2008

ass dart

a gay man's penis

"Cam put his ass dart in Conner last night."

by rr2 January 1, 2009

ass furnace

When one has severe constipation then goes to taco bell and eats a fiery hot double decker taco thus resulting in the build up a steaming hot turd inside your rectal cavity.

I shouldn't of eatin that taco bell today since im constipated, now i have a steamy ass furnace and might shart my britches like a british bitch.

by Freeze040506 February 8, 2009