pie

anus when trying to recreate goatse.

Bill: My pie is absolutely huge!
Bob: I've already seen the images online, I don't think I need to see another one..

by GoooberDoober January 10, 2018

Crème pie

Act of a male ejaculating in a vagina

I gave her a crème pie

by bilson898 August 23, 2022

homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

Raisin pie

Tossing salad,rimming, licking a butthole.

He went down to her butthole and had some raisin pie.

by Tommysan70 September 6, 2025

No but Pie

What you say to pie when she's being annoying.
Usually followed by "Then me cry"

No But Pie! Then me cry!

by Bearthebest April 4, 2021

Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

moon pie

When a male and another male are having sexual intercourse, and one or both of them ejaculate into the other's rectum. On certain occasions, when the man's ejaculate volume is large enough, it causes the rectum to overflow. In other words, a gay cream pie.

John, this was the biggest moon pie yet.

by Charles6969 December 3, 2022