old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.

Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.

by Zempo October 13, 2016

bit of old rice

A beautiful shagadelic person.

"You're a bit of old rice Kathy"

by Seth Pittinaro November 11, 2017

Old lady

Someone with the traits similar to that of a sloth.

Hey get moving old lady

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

Old Wisconsin yumbo

When you get a blow job from a hooker with no teeth

That chick from last night was a old Wisconsin yumbo

by Face tickler July 2, 2025

8.52 year old

Someone whose 8.52 is Quote on quote getting closer to their B DAY

When an 8.52 year old lands he goes to the hands

by The dancing nugget July 20, 2022

Douche Old

How a douche bag can look older than they really are.

How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?

Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.

by microk December 16, 2010

The old Kanye

The old Kanye was the Kanye that everyone misses, the old Kanye was the Kanye that everybody respected, the old Kanye wasn’t a Nazi, the old Kanye is the Kanye we need back but we will never get back

I miss the old Kanye

by Yeezu$ February 13, 2024