The mystery meat often given on sandwiches in county jail for lunch. Some will try to call it bologna, but it is not. Often pink in appearance and appears to be sweating. Most of it is completely disgusting.
Bill: What are they serving for lunch?
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.
by ThomasFromFairfax August 17, 2025
Get the Sweat Meat mug.When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*
Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?
Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?
Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
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Get the Sweaty feathered fucks mug.A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.
Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”
“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”
“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”
“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
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Get the swear to my days mug.Vet sweat is juice let loose while with a women in a nurse costume, or an actual nurse uniform. Often comes right after she "works on you."
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