hitting the sauce

being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline

boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?

Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB

mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?

by Sexydimma January 2, 2013

Pain sauce

Spicy fecal water. Watery fecal matter that is excreted when you have nothing left to shit out, usually after a binge of hot/spicy food.

Dude I ate a whole bag of Takis last night and I'm regretting it, I already shit 3x today and the 3rd one was straight pain sauce.

by DrPepperKing2300 May 24, 2022

wig sauce

The spicy amalgam of sweat and dead skin that accumulates on the scalp underneath a wig cap.

Ugh, Jenny got back from the con and started undressing, and she splattered wig sauce all over me.

by wig sauce community March 7, 2019

The Sauce

Liquid death, killer of soldiers, that shit you done heard about goin around in the barracks. The equivalent of injecting bleach into your liver, this drink has led to more bad decisions and hangovers than a whole bottle of Jose Cuervo at Applebees on a Saturday night.

ay bruh you got the sauce?

by meaty calves October 31, 2019

Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.

Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.

by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 27, 2020

Barbecue sauce

Either a condiment or the shirt that come out yo coochie a gifted your period

My pad has so much barbecue sauce

by Sksjsjsk dms November 20, 2021

Scrotum Sauce

A western marinade used only for the ultimate dishes consisting of ass sweat combined with ground nut sack chunks.

Silvester, would you be so kind as to pass the scrotum sauce

by TheUltimateBeing April 11, 2021