Tomboy milk

"A special milk made just for you, by the waiter at tomboy hooters"

Wait, why does the menu say tomboy milk needs to be ordered in advance

by cheeze doodle February 07, 2023

gweeto milk mix

Cum from a man from New Jersey

I will drown my tightie whities in my own gweeto milk mix if you play

by Jersey mike and the boys February 12, 2018

What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.

Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)

by Cereal first April 23, 2021

Tear milking

Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.

Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.

by Mads 🤙 July 07, 2020

Beard Milk

Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.

Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.

by JasperBaby May 08, 2020

Milk Stevens

(Noun) The yellow smoke in a bong or gravity bong.

Wow dude, that geeb is a milk stevens!

by Bigmoochiesauce December 03, 2023

Milk Stevens

Referring to gravity bong that has produced a yellowish smoke.

Bro that geeb is Milk Stevens!

by Bigmoochiesauce November 17, 2023