your mom's box

your mother's vagina.

this is a witty insult one can throw into conversation randomly. usually it involves doing something suggestive to the victim's mother's box.

: This ice cream is so good!
: Almost as delicious as your mom's box!

by Celina P May 24, 2006

Soccer Mom

A woman usually in her mid-30's that has two children. They may have a car big enough to accomodate her kids and their friends and all of the equipt. that goes along with them.

She puts her kids first in lots of sports and activities so that they may NOT spend their time on the internet writing patheitc things about good Mom's. It is essetial that the Soccer MOM encourage their children with positive words all of the time so that they may grow up confident. This will help the children so they do not put down others because of their own insecurities and can grow up happy and have a great life.

Listening to top 40 music IS essential so that they may explain to their children what is bad and what IS good in society and how men view WOMEN as objects. This is to teach their young daughters to find a good man that loves her and not her body and to respect herself.

She sacrifices materialistic things that are unnecessary to pay for her children's activities and good schools (with other kids with parents who do the same) CARE.

The soccer mom took her kids to Karate and cheered as they passed their black belt test.

by Jeanneenp February 3, 2010

moms chest hair

refering to the hair growing on your mothers chest

Peter:What did you do last night?
KT:Helped shave your moms chest hair!

by KT RKS. May 31, 2007

Where your mom?!

an illiterate fob who's a 4th grader and has strong male attributes but, surprisingly, is female.

{on the phone}
fob: what's your name?
me: what's YOUR name?
fob: where you go?
me: where YOU go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where YOUR mom?
fob: wh-...
me: {hangs up}

by MANwanda April 7, 2005

married single mom

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids

" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."

by anonymous November 6, 2022

Pulling a "Cooper's Mom"

when a parent catches a child that isnt theirs doing something that she doesnt think is right (drugs, sneaking out, etc) in the middle of the night and takes them home to wake up their parents, inform them of the child's misbehavior, tell the parent that "you arent raising your kid right", and makes sure that the child is going to be punished, thus getting them in trouble.

Me (Cooper) and some friends got caught smoking in my bedroom, so my mom took both of my friends home at 2am and rang the doorbell. my mom then proceeded to try and tell the other parents how to punish their children, and told them that they werent raising their kid right.

A few months later, two kids got caught sneaking out of their house, and the mom of the house took the child that wasnt hers back to his house a 1am and made him ring the doorbell and tell his parents what he had been doing. She is accused of "Pulling a "Cooper's Mom""

by WhiteBoySwaagg January 19, 2011

Where's Mom Moment

A situation where you are expecting something for a long time, and not only do you not recieve it, but you also get no explanation.

(Derived from the infamous scene from Avatar: The Last Airbender where Zuko asks, "Now... where's my mother?" and the fans get NO RESPONSE after waiting 3 SEASONS.)

Megan: "...Hey, didn't Mr. Sommers promise us donuts this morning?"
Alan: "Yeah. He probably forgot. Talk about a 'Where's Mom Moment'."

by itssnowing January 26, 2011