gods green clouds

1. some good good weed mutha fucka.
2. a level of stoned that has you sitting on gods clouds.
homie1: dude, im baked. ahhhh.
homie2: maaaan, im on gods green cloudss.
by mjmjmj16 June 5, 2011
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Fried green tomato

When you finally get in that throat punch he’s been deserving for so long
Wow what happened to you!?
I gave him a fried green tomato, he had it coming
by Coleyrae March 22, 2020
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Green Apple Meanies

A bad case of explosive diarrhea often accompanied by severe stomach pains.
I would've totally gone out last night, butI spent the night on the tiolet with a wicked case of the green apple meanies.
by Summerstick October 12, 2011
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Green Eyed

My girl acted all green eyed when I talked about how nice the waitress's ass was.
by MissMak December 20, 2008
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Green MAGA

Noun

In 2016, when Russia and Republicans couldn't rig the Democrat Primary for Putin's Plan B, Bernie Sanders, professional loser Jill Stein offered Bernie Sanders her Green Party slot on the ballot. Other Berniecrats who have embraced the Putinist include Nina Turner, and various Squad members who say they support the Green New Deal, yet support Russian oligarchs and their Climate Changing petroleum. By taking China's side against TPP and pollution, these Bernie Bros revealed themselves once again to be Blue MAGA -- until indictments confirmed that they were never True Blue Democrats at all. Hence they became known as the Green Tea Party, or simply Green MAGA.

In more recent times, the Berniecrats' support of Putin and Trump resulted in the reversal of Roe V Wade, and AOC was among the first to adopt the Green garb of a cult group being run by Bob Akavian, using people's anger at Republicans' desire to rape and control women into a grift to take money AWAY from pro-choice groups.
"Why did AOC try to protest Nancy Pelosi over Green legislation that Pelosi has actually been an active proponent of for years?"
"What else would you expect from Green MAGA???"
by the modhatter July 19, 2022
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Green Hat

Green Hat...a female virgin...
Tristan Shandy by Laurence Sterne ---a virgin V is a green hat.
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Green Panther

literally a green panther; what else could it be?
Check out that green panther over there! It's Green!
by LuisVuitton November 3, 2014
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